I was planning to use his real name today but I don't want anyone putting two and two together and getting him in trouble.
1st "date' with 'Rick' - Weds., April 9th:
I'm now more proficient at flirting and I try to be SEXXXY as often as possible! Ok, he still looks at me and I think he's attracted. When I show him my programming codes, he asks me to pull up a chair next to him on his side of the desk! Tuesday night, I had a plan to get him even more interested. I decided I would ask him to have lunch with me (a date!!!), but disguise it as just a regular thing. He usually brings his lunch and I was banking on that. I decided I would bring my lunch on Wednesday. What's something you can look totally sexy eating? Well, besides the obviously phallic dill pickle or banana or Twinkie (lick the cream slowly, girls!), I decided on yogurt. I always lick yogurt off the spoon instead of putting a whole spoonful in my mouth, it's just the way I roll. You can lick it slowly and seductively off the spoon while also being like "I'm just eating my lunch!" Plus, yogurt is white and creamy...very suggestive! I wear lipstick everyday (MAC Desire...yowza!) but I put on some shimmery lip gloss over it that day to make my already pouty lips even more appealing.
So I went up with him to his office and I asked him if he brought his lunch and then asked if he would mind if I had my lunch there too. He didn't so I did. I was eating the yogurt slowly and seductively, making sure to pout my lips and move my tongue slowly. He was looking, all right! He was trying to be all cool about it, like he was just talking to me, but I saw the way his eyes were on my mouth! After lunch I was going to show him my code. He said "You can bring your chair around here with me...or I could sit on that side and you could sit here or..." I forestalled him and said that it would be easiest if we both sat on his side. We sat together and it was very nice. Dr. Kafri came by and was all "Sorry for interrupting..." I could tell what he was thinking. Let the rumors fly! Rick got all flustered and started talking about computers. That was cute. Then I "accidentally" brushed his arm a few times! It was fun.
2nd "date" with 'Rick' - Friday, April 11th:
There was a guest speaker today and Rick decided we would take him out to lunch. Another professor came along with a married couple. The six of us got into the couple's minivan...I sat in the front. We got to the restaurant and most of us ordered mahi mahi sandwiches. The orders came out...except for mine. Gordon Ramsey would have said a resounding "Oh, fuck me!" Anyway I tell the waitress, she apologizes and says it'll be just a couple of minutes. Meanwhile, only the woman and the other professor start eating; the rest are waiting for me to get my food. Isn't that nice? So I tell them not to wait because their food's getting cold. Then Rick offers his sandwich to me, saying he'll take mine when it comes! And they say chivalry is dead! I declined, he insisted...I cut the sandwich in half. Then when mine finally came out, I was still eating the half so I told him to take the whole thing. He cut it in half anyway but eventually ended up eating the whole thing because I was full after half.
Ok, so we're leaving the restaurant and I had told both Rick and the woman to warn me if there were any curbs or steps. There was a slight step as we exited and I pretended I didn't see it and I kind of squealed when my foot "dropped". He turned to help me and I said, playfully, "Thanks for looking out for me! You're a big help!" Then I playfully hit his arm a couple of times. I wanted to establish that it was ok for him to touch me. He looked a little surprised, then pleased. So we get back to the van and I thought I would sit in the front again, but the other professor beat me to it. So I get in the back and there's an empty seat next to Rick. There was another in the very back, but it would have looked odd for me to pass up the first seat. So I sit next to him and I put my seat belt on, making sure to touch him with the side of my hand as much as I can. ;) Then he puts his seat belt on and...he does the same thing to me!!! We're both pretending like "it ain't no thing". There were apparently a lot of curves in the road because we kept leaning against each other. And even when it was straight, our shoulders were still gently grazed together. Then we got back to school and it was time for the seminar. It was in a small classroom. Rick was up at the front, helping the guest set up. I decided to sit in the middle of the class, with 1 seat in front and 2 behind and seats on either side. The married couple sat in the back, with the man in my row. Another professor sat in front of the woman. There were still a lot of empty seats all around the classroom. Rick could have sat anywhere. He chose to sit right behind me! He stretched out his arms so they were over the edge of the desk and he was just millimeters away from my back and right shoulder. I kept leaning back as far as I could, hoping I was sending the right signals. I also played with my hair and ran a finger up and down the back of my neck, hoping I looked sexy and feminine. It was over and we went back to his office. We talked for a while then he had some work to do so I left. Mom was still 40 mins. away, so I went and had a cup of coffee. Then I called her again and said I was sitting outside and I would see her. She was a little over 10 mins. away then. So I'm sitting there and who should come out but Rick! He comes over to me and says "You're still here?" I explained that my mom was 5 minutes away. He said he was going to the gym, but if I was still there when he got back he would give me a ride home. I'm not sure if he was serious or not, but he said it in a very flirty way! All in all, a good day! And a good "date"!
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